Tuesday, 21 October 2008

A is for Amanda

not quite in the right order, but it's near enough.

Astronaut
Ampersand
Blake Says
Bad Habit
Mrs O
I Google You (Neil Gaiman)
Coin-operated Boy (Darbo & Danger Ensemble)
Half Jack
Point of it all
Pirate Jenny (3 Penny Opera, Bertolt Brecht)
Strength through music
Guitar Hero (Playback)
Ein Stuhl in der Hoelle - (Einstuerzende Neubauten)
Have to drive
Umbrella (Ukulele, Rihanna)
Leeds United
Living on a Prayer (Bon Jovi)
Creep (unplugged Ukulele, Radiohead)
Girl Anachronism
Hallelujah

it was, as always, amazing.
we've been at the venue a 5 p.m., expecting at least some other freaky fanatics to be there.
but they were not :)
so, there were no obstacles on our way to the first row.
actually, there havent been any people dressed up.
some had eye-liner drawings or something, resembling amanda's but that was it.
except for us, of course.
we have been filmed, and maybe were on a late-night show on tv, but we werent home yet.
she played until 12 pm and we had to leave without having much chances of talking to any of the performers.
lisa and i hugged one of the guys of the danger ensemble, though, since he asked us to :)
that time i could talk, but i guess if amanda had been there i would have been just as dumbfounded as back then, at the frequency festival.
but we were in a hurry, and had to catch the last subway train, otherwise we would have had to wait on the street until 4 when public transport starts again.

it all started at 8, with jason webley, who still appears to me like a homeless street musician (which he is, more or less :) and zoe keating, who is absolutely mind-blowing and brilliant.
when you hear her music you feel like an intruder to her own private world.
her unique technique of recording herself, then by pushing a button repeating the last chords, notes or whatever she wanted to, occasionally with her eyes closed.
she got one of my roses.
after her pre-show appearance, she came back with that - my - rose in her hair.
we went flower - shopping, not being suitably prepared anyway, to have at least some kind of present or reward, and to stand out of the crowd. what we did anyway.
an old lady with a voice, creaky like that of an old lady selling flowers should be, i asked her what kind of flowers those white ones were, they looked like lilies to me.
immediately she said, wait, (hard to say that in english, with her talking in that viennese polite-old-lady-language) follow me, i got something.
she showed me several bouquets of roses, and i said i'd like the white ones.
maybe the pink ones, they are very nice.
no, i'd prefer the white ones.
and there, we have them in yellow, is it for her?
um, no, i think the white ones are best.
finally we got them, even without thorns, a problem i had not thought of before.

then, there was that nearly broken chair (nearly, because you could still sit on it) standing in front of the Szene, beside the trash cans.
it was, lazy as we are, occupied by us until entrance time (?)
they had the same chairs on stage, and we assume that it was one of them.
we had best view of the tour bus, with people going in and out all the time, but we didnt catch even a glimpse of amanda, because she was already inside. we saw nearly all of the other crew members, though.

i took some, even though i dont like to say it about my own photos, awesome, good, fascinating pictures, an armslength away from her.
the danger ensemble had to carry her around on stage, with her foot in a huge cast/bandage construction.

amanda talked a lot :)
and we were standing directly in front of her.
i handed her a rose, personally and was given a look - smile combination, while i simply threw the rest of the bouquet.
made me wonder if she remembered our last awkward meeting.
one of her stories, she told it while going through the "Ask Amanda" box, was about Oasis.
she met them on some festival and asked 'the blond guy'
"what's your name?"
and he looked at her like "wtf?"
hehe

Friday, 10 October 2008

What She Said

Überarbeitete Version.
Ich bin stolzer Besitzer des Wissens über die Bedienung einer Waschmaschine, seit kurzem.
Just took a great picture.
Esse Chips mit Zigaretten im Bett.
Und kenne das Rezept von Mango - Lassie.
Weil Direktheit in persönlichen Sachen, die mich betreffen, nicht meine Stärke ist, das heißt, wenn das Aussprechen einer Sache mit Gewissheit nichts an der Situation ändern kann.
BROKEN MESSAGE
J'éspère qu'au ciel
Des diables malins coupent au anges leurs ailes
Pour que tu retombes du ciel
Dans mes bras ouverts
Cadeau providenciel
I hope that in the sky
sly little devils the angels' wings will bend
so that you will fall from the sky
to my open arms
like a gift : a true piece of luck
Tell us what you're reading, viewing, or listening to:
beeindruckende übersetzung
Du bist mit diesem blondierten Mädchen ausgegangen
Und wenn ich sie finde, ich schwöre, ich schwöre
Ich werde sie töten, ich werde sie töten
Sie stahl meine Zukunft, sie zerstörte meinen Traum
Ich werde sie töten, ich werde sie töten
Sie stahl meine Zukunft, als sie dich mir weggenommen hat

Go Britney !

Aus aktuellem Anlass.
Hit me baby one more time.

"Seht her ich bin eine Künstlerin und nicht bloß ein wandelndes Wrack".


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Ihre Ehe sei in Ordnung, doch die Boulevardpresse habe sie mit ihren Nachstellungen und Verdächtigungen zum "emotionalen Wrack" gemacht.

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"So würde sich eine aufblasbare Gummipuppe anhören, wenn sie singen könnte".

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"Geh mal zum Frisör!"

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kurz darauf zeigt sie sich mit Glatze und zwei Tatoos am Nacken.

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Britney Spears ist so verzweifelt, dass sie jetzt wegen der Nacktfotos und ihrem Alkohol- bzw. Drogenproblem sogar nach Kuba flüchten könnte.


"Lasst uns Britney zeigen wie sehr wir sie lieben und unterstützen, indem wir das Album nicht kaufen ... zumindest vorläufig."

Alle Infos zu Britneys Sorgerechtsproblemen, dem Umstand, dass jetzt ihre Fans in die Offensive gehen und dass sich die Sängerin die Lippen aufspritzen hat lassen.

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Die Sängerin hat schließlich andere Sorgen. Immerhin erlaubte Richter Scott Gordon gestern, dass ihre Söhne einmal pro Woche bei ihr übernachten.

Natürlich will jeder der Erste sein, wenn es darum geht, Britney zu kritisieren.

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So sollen sie wahlweise Ben Affleck, Prinz William (!) oder Justin Timberlake entjungfert haben.

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Bei einem Auftritt vor 250.000 Zuschauern bei Rock in Rio wird sie kräftig ausgebuht, als sie eine amerikanische Flagge hisst. Bei einer kleinen Pause bekommt sie zudem noch einen Wutanfall und beschimpft ihre Crew in einer für eine Pop-Prinzessin gänzlich unpassenden Sprache. Blöd für sie, dass ein Bühnenarbeiter das ganze aufnimmt und ins Internet stellt.

mfg

MOT MOT vs. Der Ernst des Lebens